You Just Hit An Auditory Nerve

I say
Yeah but what you’ve got to remember is I’m almost deaf in my left ear
My sister shouts
NO YOU AREN’T
YOU’VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE YOU WERE 4 YEARS OLD
IT WAS A LIE THEN AND IT’S A LIE NOW
She puts on a mocking voice of me:
Oh I’ve got a tumour in my left ear that is slowly killing me’
NO YOU HAVEN’T!
She yells