Six Of My Favourite Miriam Quotes April 2014

‘You don’t know cold. You don’t even respect cold’

*Man jogs past*
‘That wasn’t my Dad, was it?’

‘I get free movie tickets because of the medical experiments. Of course if there’s any radiation involved, you do get cash’

‘My career as a kindergarten teacher didn’t work out in the end, because I laughed at the kids when they were crying’

‘They stopped making my chap stick so my lips bled for a year’

‘From everything you’ve told me, I doubt Carmen is some doe-eyed believer in humanity’