Day Trip

I go to see my friend and her latest baby and I get there and I’m kind of overwhelmed by how much phenomena can be going on in one room at one time, there’s the new kid and the old kid and the husband and the whizzing scalextric and the cat is hovering over the new kid whilst the old kid pole vaults off the sofa, both of which are making me incredibly nervous, and I’m trying to tell the story of my latest relationship implosion but it’s really hard to focus yet all the while
She is sat there in this dress with that serene smile
And I think
How
Does
She
Do
It?