Petty Pursuits

She said:
Your ennui seems to cause you stress
I said:
Well my
Ennui
Is just a condition of
My
Massive
Intellect
~pause~
THAT WAS JUST A JOKE!
She says:
It wasn’t though, was it?
I’m thinking:
NO IT WASN’T
It’s true
Gosh I’m clever, aren’t I?
Go on, say I’m the most intelligent person you have ever met
That would mean so much coming from you
Go on, just say it and then I
Swear I’ll call it a day with you
I promise

But really I just said:
Lol