And It Was All Going So Well

That moment
We all have it
You’re chatting away and you’re thinking wow this person is
Great
This person has reawakened my
Joie de vivre
This is the conversational equivalent of
Jazz
But then…
They say the thing
The heart sinking thing
And you think
Oh god
You’re a
Tory
Or a
Homophobe
Or a
Self
Righteous
Vegan