‘I Am So Shankable’

Miriam is watching
‘Orange is the new black’
She says:
I wonder if I would get
Laid
In prison?
I would probably just get
Shanked
She continues:
You might get laid though
I think you would up your Dave* game in prison
You’re very adaptable
If we’re
Judging by your ability
To
Function
In
Offices

*Miriam differentiates English accents by putting us into one of two categories – Dave is ‘lets go nandos mate!’. The alternative is Bronwyn ‘If there’s anything I hate it’s negativity’