Wasted

Hear the same thing repeated over and over again to me:
‘Your profile is the best I’ve seen!’
‘Your profile is the funniest I’ve read!’
‘You should teach people how to write internet dating profiles!’
‘You should set up an internet dating profile writing consultancy!’
I’m like
I KNOW
And yet
Such a shame that such a
Pithy, perfect profile
IN NO WAY
Translates into a
Meaningful
Relationship