I said:
‘Yeah she likes all these
Obscure indie bands.
I’m trying to remember one of the names so I can tell you…’
She says:
‘Indie band names? I could make up several right now’
I say:
‘Oh, yeah?’
She says:
‘Yeah – how about
I woke up on Tuesday
Pillarbox Junkie
Tragedy in Chelsea
Underwear – bag – toiletries
I say:
‘I like the last one especially!’
She says:
‘Oh no sorry
That was just me getting ready for
My date’