A Steal

I saw this gold bike in Selfridges in the sale and I was like OMG I want a gold bike but the problem with owning a gold bike is that everyone wants a
gold bike

Revoke

The bank call up and say they are withdrawing my contactless card due to chronic misuse
I sigh heavily and say
‘Ok’

They can
Take my contactless
They’ll never
Take my freedom

$$$

She told me that
She got
One point two million
From him
In the end
She let
Everything slide
In the end
Coz she got
One
Point
Two
Million

Terms Of Agreement

The bank says:
We’re coming for you
We want the money back
All of it
Plus interest
But…
I say
Money is just a fictional concept
A theory
I thought you of all people would know that
The bank says:
Your home may be at risk if you do not keep up the repayments
I
Sigh heavily
And try and explain yet again
About the
Theoretical
Nature
Of
Finance